As Luck Would Have It

Some people are naturally lucky. DXB is not one of them. However, when we knew the Bears were going to the SuperBowl, he told me with utmost certainty that he would get tickets and be in Miami to see his beloved Bears in the Big Game.

Admittedly, I was skeptical. But DXB is now My Super Ex-Boyfriend, the one with the horseshoe up his arse. He recently shared the happy news, and though I am green with envy I can only say that I suppose it couldn't happen to a better person -- unless that person was me.